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Quick Teaser 1.

Why do we find it easy to pull the generator but find it difficult to raise 2 to power 10? If 4 is a perfect square, why won’t we still be hungry if we eat only 3 square meals? Why do people strive to be the greatest of all times only to be called a GOAT?

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Humor 6.

Never expect a woman to keep a secret. If she can strip naked during labour she can’t hide anything.   Mr. Kenneth was getting close to retirement but he wanted to stay longer in service. He decided to ‘re-write’ his history. Unfortunately it was no longer business as usual. Interviewer: Mr. Kenneth, there’s a copy of the birth certificate you …

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Avoid The Mix Up. Loss, Lose, Loose, Lost and Lust.

Hi all, have you ever heard someone mix up these words. Have you ever been confused as to which one fits the idea you want to convey? Have fun reading this article and feel free to share with someone you know who might need it. Loss, Lose, Loose, Lost and Lust. Loss – It’s a noun. The state of losing …

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10 Tips For Eating More On Less Cash.

I have often heard that people say good food is for the rich. I dare say that good food is for those who plan for it. Let’s check out some tips that can help us eat so much for so less. 1. Make food important to you. Its easy to get a salary and immediately think of the latest phones, …

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Humor 5

Office Shenanigans. Beware of that worker that has been in the company long before every other person and even when people are leaving she refused to resign. It is cheaper for your boss to pay her salary than to install a CCTV camera. And some secretaries can be heartless tho’. They will be typing someone’s sack letter and when he …

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Humor 4

Hypocrisy is when you enjoy farting in private but you hold your nose when a lawma truck(waste collection truck) is passing. When a guy is suddenly forming fitfam, he may be broke. Read: Obi: Jay, make we go drink. Jay: guy, Na water sure pass o. All this alcohol they spoil liver. Obi: OK. Just catfish peppersoup. Jay: The cholesterol …

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Humor 3-

Dollar Palaver. If the dollar could talk, it would sue a lot of Nigerians for defamation of character. Just Imagine, the mummy in the next compound was eating rice with two pieces of meat but she told her 4 children to share one egg because ‘dollar is now expensive’. And a note of warning: Not everyone that says ‘how is …

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Humour 2 – Guys and Baes

I’m out for the guys and babes today: Advice for the ladies: Instead of your boyfriend to send money to his mother he buys you Teddy bears and flowers every month. You arrange them on your bed, take selfies and upload instagram. Sister, please don’t complain when you start dreaming of animals chasing you in the bush. And guys: Because …

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Humour 1- January Blues

January Blues. Dear January, please come and do and be going. It feels like my salary has gone to the village. All the accountant keeps saying is ‘madam, don’t worry, it will soon come.’ And a note of warning: If you are doing ‘ajo'(collective contribution) please get a good collateral and two guarantors from the recipient of this month’s. It …

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HAVE A GOOD FOOD TIMETABLE 3- Making Tasty Meals

Hiya, here comes the last of the 3-part series on making a good food time table. It was fun writing this and I hope the tips have been useful. Alright, let’s get started. Making a good food time table 3- making tasty meals. Hope the following tips help. 1. Cook with all your heart. Yes. Whatever we do in love …

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