Never expect a woman to keep a secret. If she can strip naked during labour she can’t hide anything.
Mr. Kenneth was getting close to retirement but he wanted to stay longer in service. He decided to ‘re-write’ his history. Unfortunately it was no longer business as usual.
Interviewer: Mr. Kenneth, there’s a copy of the birth certificate you claim to have lost in your file. It states that you were born on June 3, 1967 but your age declaration document states that you were born on June 3, 1970. Can you please reconcile the discrepancy?
Mr. Kenneth: (sweats profusely) *coughs*. ‘actually sir, my mother got pregnant with me in 1967, but because of the civil war she had to wait to give birth in 1970.’