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The sweet taste of the forbidden fruit.

Mr. and Mrs Okpara, one of my neighbours have a ‘no-trousers’ policy for their three beautiful daughters. I hear it is a very conscientious matter for their father. I have always admired how they’ve been able to keep at it when I heard that it’s been like that since the girls were born. As in, the girls have never worn …

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Humor 12.

Dress Gone Wrong. The day I knew my tailor never meant well for me was when I gave her a purple fabric for her to make me a jumpsuit. Instead of the gold sequence I told her to use for the bust, she uses a greenish something I don’t even understand. I didn’t realize how bad it was until I …

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Humor 11.

My grand aunt came to visit me. It’s her first time since my wedding so I show her the wedding album. 1st picture, I’m pouting. Grand Aunt: kilode ti o se se enu bayi? (Why is your mouth this way?). I explain. 2nd picture, I’m dabbing. Grand Aunt: kilode ti o se fi owo boju. Ta lo n sa fun? …

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Humor 10.

Dear Angelina, your mother raised you using wrappers but you have ‘stepped up’ to duvets. You better get up before you die of heat. 2. No matter how glamorous it looks, asoebi is a uniform. 3.  Yoruba people be like: Mama Titi: ki ni ka ha ni Iyawo Titi? (What should we distribute as souvenirs at Titi’s wedding? Mama Bose: …

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Humor 9.

Never make anyone make you feel less of a person. Even in poverty, you’re almost as good as a rich man. 1. A rich man drives a customized security car, you’re the only one that knows how to connect two wires before your car can start. 2. A rich man uses a passworded and voice recognition phone, you’re the only …

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Humor 8.

Pepper dem gang. I know why Yorubas are the most patient people. If you can endure pepper stew there is no harshness you cannot tolerate. Of Courage and bravery. So a friend had been inviting me to a social meeting. Last week I obliged her. In his speech at the occasion, the chairman said: ‘In unity we achieve our purpose. …

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Humor 7.

Let’s go clubbing. When your dad is an arsenal fan. You: Dad, I’m so sorry. I failed the course again. Dad: Don’t worry son, I understand. Sometimes in life we just get beaten again and again. Its not your fault though, I honestly think that lecturer should be removed. When you have a Barca daughter: Daughter: Dad! I told you …

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Humor 6.

Never expect a woman to keep a secret. If she can strip naked during labour she can’t hide anything.   Mr. Kenneth was getting close to retirement but he wanted to stay longer in service. He decided to ‘re-write’ his history. Unfortunately it was no longer business as usual. Interviewer: Mr. Kenneth, there’s a copy of the birth certificate you …

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Humor 4

Hypocrisy is when you enjoy farting in private but you hold your nose when a lawma truck(waste collection truck) is passing. When a guy is suddenly forming fitfam, he may be broke. Read: Obi: Jay, make we go drink. Jay: guy, Na water sure pass o. All this alcohol they spoil liver. Obi: OK. Just catfish peppersoup. Jay: The cholesterol …

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Humour 2 – Guys and Baes

I’m out for the guys and babes today: Advice for the ladies: Instead of your boyfriend to send money to his mother he buys you Teddy bears and flowers every month. You arrange them on your bed, take selfies and upload instagram. Sister, please don’t complain when you start dreaming of animals chasing you in the bush. And guys: Because …

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