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The sweet taste of the forbidden fruit.

Mr. and Mrs Okpara, one of my neighbours have a ‘no-trousers’ policy for their three beautiful daughters. I hear it is a very conscientious matter for their father. I have always admired how they’ve been able to keep at it when I heard that it’s been like that since the girls were born. As in, the girls have never worn …

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Humor 15.

Hope you’re having a good evening. There’s one anty in my area that we have become somehow close. Her name is iyabo. She’s single and in her early forties. I’ve always felt that she could dress and groom more tastefully so when she told me about one bro Kola who was showing interest in her, I decided that I will …

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Humor 13.

The Folly Of Oversabi (Doing Things Excessively). Some people will just see trouble sleeping and wake it up for a selfie. Cynthia announced at work that she will be getting married. Normal thing. But she said it will be in an unusual way. It will be the talk of the town. First, it will be on a Thursday as per …

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Humor 11.

My grand aunt came to visit me. It’s her first time since my wedding so I show her the wedding album. 1st picture, I’m pouting. Grand Aunt: kilode ti o se se enu bayi? (Why is your mouth this way?). I explain. 2nd picture, I’m dabbing. Grand Aunt: kilode ti o se fi owo boju. Ta lo n sa fun? …

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Humor 7.

Let’s go clubbing. When your dad is an arsenal fan. You: Dad, I’m so sorry. I failed the course again. Dad: Don’t worry son, I understand. Sometimes in life we just get beaten again and again. Its not your fault though, I honestly think that lecturer should be removed. When you have a Barca daughter: Daughter: Dad! I told you …

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Humor 6.

Never expect a woman to keep a secret. If she can strip naked during labour she can’t hide anything.   Mr. Kenneth was getting close to retirement but he wanted to stay longer in service. He decided to ‘re-write’ his history. Unfortunately it was no longer business as usual. Interviewer: Mr. Kenneth, there’s a copy of the birth certificate you …

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Humor 5

Office Shenanigans. Beware of that worker that has been in the company long before every other person and even when people are leaving she refused to resign. It is cheaper for your boss to pay her salary than to install a CCTV camera. And some secretaries can be heartless tho’. They will be typing someone’s sack letter and when he …

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Humor 4

Hypocrisy is when you enjoy farting in private but you hold your nose when a lawma truck(waste collection truck) is passing. When a guy is suddenly forming fitfam, he may be broke. Read: Obi: Jay, make we go drink. Jay: guy, Na water sure pass o. All this alcohol they spoil liver. Obi: OK. Just catfish peppersoup. Jay: The cholesterol …

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Humor 3-

Dollar Palaver. If the dollar could talk, it would sue a lot of Nigerians for defamation of character. Just Imagine, the mummy in the next compound was eating rice with two pieces of meat but she told her 4 children to share one egg because ‘dollar is now expensive’. And a note of warning: Not everyone that says ‘how is …

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Humour 2 – Guys and Baes

I’m out for the guys and babes today: Advice for the ladies: Instead of your boyfriend to send money to his mother he buys you Teddy bears and flowers every month. You arrange them on your bed, take selfies and upload instagram. Sister, please don’t complain when you start dreaming of animals chasing you in the bush. And guys: Because …

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