My grand aunt came to visit me. It’s her first time since my wedding so I show her the wedding album.
1st picture, I’m pouting.
Grand Aunt: kilode ti o se se enu bayi? (Why is your mouth this way?).
2nd picture, I’m dabbing.
Grand Aunt: kilode ti o se fi owo boju. Ta lo n sa fun? (Why did you cover your face. Who were you hiding from?
3rd picture, I’m dancing shoki.
Grand Aunt: kilode to se se owo e bi ejo? (Why did you curl your hand up like a snake?)
I remind her to have a shower. I’ve put the album back on the shelf. My mouth is paining me.