If the dollar could talk, it would sue a lot of Nigerians for defamation of character. Just Imagine, the mummy in the next compound was eating rice with two pieces of meat but she told her 4 children to share one egg because ‘dollar is now expensive’.
And a note of warning:
Not everyone that says ‘how is you’ is imitating jenifa. That’s how we thought Yewande was only being funny until we saw her Waec result. Except for yoruba where she had B3, all other subjects were 3 x 3!